By the powers vested in me by the State of Intoxication
and the authority granted me by
Beer Church & The Universal Life Church
I hereby declare that in recognition of an intense dedication to,
a deep love of, and a never ending thirst for Beer
Paul David Cobbs
Has been confirmed and ordained with the title of
Beer Church Minister of Perpetual Consumption
And is hereby worthy of all the benefits and privileges that title affords
As witnessed on
September 11, 2002
And honorably presented by
Kendall Llewellyn Jones
Reverend Kendall L. Jones
Ordained Minister - Universal Life Church and
Supreme Director of Operations, Beer Church